Lord knows I would.
Pentecost Shatterdome, Dirty Work Division: Mori, Becket & Hansen jr
(seriously, do not try to fuck the whelps. you don't wanna get in that mess.)
a vaguely organized crime-/spy-ish pacific rim au where the kaiju are still an alien species but not big like city blocks (inspired by this).
deancas college au
cas is a bit of a hipster who appreciates a good latte and floral dr. martens. dean is a bit of a geek who has watched the star wars original trilogy about a hundred times and won’t listen to anything other than classic rock.
they meet, they fuck, they try not to become friends.
but it’s hard to fuck your roommate without getting to know him a little bit, and once you get to know someone, bad things happen. bad things like feelings, which are not involved in this story. never ever. dean and cas do not like each other
or at least they try not to.
“i don’t understand how you can spend so much time with that dork.”
“i’ll have you know that ‘dork’ also stands for a whale’s penis… you can interpret that in whatever way you’d like.”
Why don’t you just show him this post? Its obvious that you adore him. P.S I’m glad you’re happy with him.
Thank you, darling. Now that I’ve slightly organized my thoughts on here, I think I can make myself clear to him.
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training