Hold me fast, 'cause I'm a hopeless wanderer

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck it probably is a government-assisted alien conspiracy to enslave the human race." - Fox Mulder FBI at some point probably


verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

it pisses me off that the show projects their nerd-man power fantasy onto fox mulder when you could really be getting into/spending time on his history with gaslighting, his family purposefully abusing him and forcing him to question his sanity, his obsession with saving small children — girls, specifically (paper hearts, anyone?) — as a way to cope and re-save his sister over and over

it pisses me off that the show only ever brings sam up to create angst for the sake of someone taking care of mulder, or doing shit with his mother complex. it pisses me off that mulder’s life is constantly fucking influenced by women and how mulder’s relationship to women is so complex, and could have been something really ahead of its time. they have these little details peppered throughout the show that are just there and only really intense fans would pick up on

his relationship to pornography as not an addiction to sex, but how it relates to his gender and easy need to get some feeling of emotion

how dana scully is the same age as samantha and he probably purposefully ignored her birthday because it was a reminder of how old his sister could be

fox mulder is not your male fantasy superhero who is out for the truth to undo some government conspiracy. it was always, always for samantha, his sister, someone he felt responsible for and whose disappearance he feels obligated to fix in whatever way he can. mulder loves his sister. he loves her so much and the way the show handles that arc is disappointing

SAVE SAMANTHA MULDER 2K14. SAVE FOX MULDER 2K14. SAVE DANA SCULLY 2K14. SAVE MELISSA SCULLY 2K14. 

Oh thank God. I lost this post in the deep abyss of my fucking blog and now I can tag it and put it in my meta tag. :’|

#SOHMER ONCE AGAIN PERFECTLY ARTICULATES MY CONCERNS ABOUT PLOT DEVELOPMENTS#they dropped the ball so hard in like season five ish and it HURTS#we got so many loose ends and such flimsy closure about a quest that is supposed to define his motives and interests#and then it just never comes up again it’s so upsetting#justice for samantha mulder 2k14#because she deserves it and we deserve it#there’s so much gross privilege stuff that comes up if you try to posture mulder as this super nerd crusader#and i don’t want any of it#i want the desperate pursuit of a missing girl whose disappearance connects to every part of the conspiracies the show investigates#samantha mulder and all her iterations frame every angle even if they aren’t the real samantha#i want the hurdles that come with something so personal being connected to something so extreme#i want to believe#watching x files with no lights on

YES SO FUCKING HARD TO S5. I don’t want to think about S5 or FTF at all and I’m not ready to start S6. I just want to write meta and meta and rewatch seasons 1-4 and just curl up and sob about it tbh…

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thatwetshirt:

We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.

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notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

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the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

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#no 

notordinaryfashion:

Oscar De La Renta F/W 2013

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idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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iloveeverythingwaytoomuch:

(((au where everythings the same except they say bisexual when they mean bisexual)))

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Diagon Alley in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Universal Studios Orlando) [x]

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sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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